Amusing Posts That Are Pretty Dang Pointless

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Meeeeesh
Mar 6, 2020 10:00 AM EST

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    Text - "world war 1" "the first world war" "the great war" "the franco-german-russo- serbo-austro-turk-anglo- belgian-italo-greco-indo-arab- japo-bulgar-romano-china- american war" "FRENCHIES IN THE TRENCHIES"
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    Text - Lindsay @Rollinintheseat My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah. 3:35 PM· 19 Feb 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Material property - When the Ninja Turtles are breaking down your door and you don't know karate
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    Cartoon - am i finishing my degree or is my degree finishing me
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    White - Me *.2 seconds into studying* My brain: hocus pokus, you've now lost your focus
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    Food - Great Value That Green Nut Ice Cream Artifcialy Flacond Pistachio loe Ceam with Ptachios &Almonds 48 FL OZ (1 QT 1 PT) 1.4L D
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    Cartoon - The INSIDER Summary: Chuck E. Cheese's full name is "Charles Entertainment Cheese." According to his official backstory, he's an orphan. He never had his own birthday, so instead he fills the void by hosting birthday parties for everyone else. Jun 9, 2017
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    People - You NEED to start asking questions Dave
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    Food - how i feel after sharing a good meme Cool FOR A FEW MINUTES
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    T-shirt - me pretending everything is ok everything
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    Brown bear - This is unbearably accurate @erkmurs My desire to be in shape My desire to eat like shit Guckyremington
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    Food - HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP 67
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    Text - f*male b*tch @Ahhmandah it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "OOoooi want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day 4:06 PM · 6/4/19 · Twitter for Android
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    Human - Jill Bennett @jillreports I was sent to a Costco to see if people are stocking up (even though health officials say it's not necessary) in case COVID-19 gets more serious here. This guy came out of the store with 16 boxes of condoms and a big jar of coconut oil. We all have priorities.
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    Cartoon - How to pay bills and axes School Mitochondriar is the powerhouse of the cell
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    Flightless bird - @lilaesthoe hi there just stopping by to tell you that you "are loved and appreciated
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    Face - Me: Mom why do I only have one set of grandparents Mom: Ur dad and I married each other to keep our family's bloodline pure Me: PICTOPHILE
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    Text - Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Accountant: What is your gross income? Me: There's no need to insult my income like that
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    Text - EAT THE RICH @fuckjeffbezOs teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up me: happy teacher: [on phone] we need to talk about your son's unrealistic expectations 12:51 PM · 20 Feb 20 · Twitter for Android
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    Cook - When you put pizza rolls in the oven instead of the microwave @shitheadsteve shef
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    Dog - *looks in mirror and sees ear was inside out the whole time* Son of a
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    Text - Holland Beck @hollaa_backk if you've ever used a frat house bathroom you're immune to the coronavirus
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    Text - Would you rather... MEET FIND $2 ON CARDI B THE STREET 16% 84% I love democracy.
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    Technology - They say the average IT technician cocoons for 6months. He then emerges with a fully formed shirt and pair of glasses. Nature is just beautiful, isn't it?
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    Text - RUTH-ANN @RuthAnnJoy I am not in a Walmart parking lot physically right now but I am in a Walmart parking lot emotionally 17:08 · 03 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 10.7K Retweets 42.8K Likes
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    Text - PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I've got a weeks worth of work to do in 3 hours because I have the time management skills of a carrot. Thank you.
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    Food - meatwreck This could be us but you playing Sorry wrong number no let's talk
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    Face - Peyton Manning has stored every play he's ever made in his forehead since entering the league. 1995 2015 ONEL MEMES
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    Text - f : TOP DEFINITION Schrödinger's Douchebag A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
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    Photograph - i packed ur lunch son i'm a grown man, ma i put two fruit rollups in it aw yiss
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    Adaptation - THAVE HAD A LONG DAY... I AM VERY SMALL... AND I HAVE NO MONEY, SO YOU CAN IMAGINE THE KIND OF STRESS AM UNDER
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    Face - Just back from our cruise. Had a great time.
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    Text - Would u like to be the sun in my life? Awww! Yes! Good. Then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me via gapbagap.com
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    Procyonidae - When ur friend comes over unexpectedly and ur house is dirty af
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    Snout - The chaneesp-being killed by the chucky cheese Imouse is low BUT NEVER ZERO
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    Text - oo geekbeyond Depression Soup Shared by Gilbert Golla, Grand Rapids, Minnesota 1/3 cup ketchup 2/3 cup boiling water HEINZ Combine in a mug, stir and you have Depression Soup. TOMATO KETCH UP WAINE 47 #Mildlylnteresting | Found a very sad recipe in my mom's old depression cookbook (via coffeeandcontemplate ) It took me a moment to realize they 'Depression" as in the era of depression and not the emotional state ancientsumeriancurse of being.
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    Text - British: hey guys we developed a thing called the metric sy- Americans: Adult deer are as tall as a bicycle. They weigh as much as 800 hamburgers.
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    Text - fitzsimmmonsy "live fast, die young. bad girls do it well" | sing as I organize my sock drawer before going to bed at 9:30pm on a Friday night Source: fitzsimmmonsy 127,614 notes
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